A Kardashian World

According to E!Online the rumor is that Kim Kardashian is working on an album to be released and is apparently working with Kanye West on a record. Two things completely wrong with that sentence. First just let me state that I happen to be a huge Kardashian fan but when it comes down to this, I have to say STOP!!!

It's one thing to have the number one reality show, and to be a business mogul but draw the line somewhere. If you love to sing Kim, great but here's the thing, we've never heard you sing on your "reality" T.V. show. Do it there, sing on the show, don't release an album. I am so against actors becoming musicians because they play one in a movie, or musicians becoming actors, I mean Mariah Carey's "Glitter", and Britney Spears' "Crossroads" should have been a lesson to everyone. Stick to what you are known for Kim minus the porn, and don't cross over, cuz although I love ya, and will probably go out and buy the CD anyway. I don't wanna hear your music. I'm sure you're creative enough to know that the only way to make it in the music industry is to target your gay audience with club beats and Britney/Paris talk over voice. Doesn't really require talent, which like I said before we're not sure if you have. So take my advice Miss Kardashian, sing on your show, then we'll talk about music.

Since I'm on the subject of the Kardashian's, what the hell is the problem with Kourtney, I watch the show religiously, read the tweets, etc. And no where in any of this information do I see the love between Kourtney and her douche bag boyfriend, which for the life of me can't remember his name. Oh yeah, because he's a nobody!

Everyone knows that Khloe was right to accuse him of trapping her in the relationship by knocking her up, to become famous. Well douche I have news for you, you are famous, a famous douche bag that no one cares for. And had I been that waiter in Las Vegas that you shoved $100 down my throat last season, believe that I would have had you spend a Paris Hilton sentence of 90 days in jail (90 min) to teach you a lesson. And Kourtney my dear, do everyone a favor and dump him already, god, he's down worse to you than Reggie texting Kim bashing comments, and just to top off that cake, the boy dresses like a gay peewee herman.. Oh wait! I think he was gay. 

Anyway, that's my rant and rumor about the Kardash, don't really feel much like getting into how Kris is just like Mr. Jackson exploiting their kids for fame and money, we all know what kind mother see is and the last name ain't greatest (thanks for that Drake). P.S. Kardash sister's when you're ready for ROB to end his single streak, just give me a call, cause we know the boy's gay. Love Ya!